jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle


511,627 notes | Reblog | 1 hour ago

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*


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whitegirlblogs:

*teacher talks about a stupid answer I put without saying my name* why don’t you just @ me hoe


2,864 notes | Reblog | 1 hour ago

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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they grow up so fast..

they grow up so fast..


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spaloonbabuguuscooties:

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i didnt study for this

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soaprah-winfrey:

today one of my teachers called on a really quiet girl and the class was silent then you heard her whisper “i have the bravery of a chicken nugget please dont” and i couldnt stop laughing


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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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enemaroberts:


burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

(Source: dkc2)


107,387 notes | Reblog | 1 day ago

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming


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idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.


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